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Pants on the ground, pants on the ground, lookin’ like a fool with your pants on the ground!
As I type from my office cubicle…
Nineh is Not Nice.
Panel 3 is one of those scenes that looks funny at first glance, but becomes creepier when considered more carefully.
Is building security really so lax that people can not only sneak in, but do whatever the hell they like to the workers for their own jollies? Is Nineh near to being nicked?
Kemet comes close to being crushed, concussed, or killed.
Why am I alliterating?
Why am I suddenly thinking of the Gashlycrumb Tinies?
But she is sooo kyooot! With her “sneaked” and all!
This is why they tell us – no tailgating through the security doors! I’ll be watching my pants carefully. But if I saw Nineh down there, I think I’d soon feel happy to see her, but after that, maybe not so much.
Yeah, those worker zombies are pretty lost in their work.
Careful where you wander while you wonder, Owlmirror. I don’t want you to meet a Gorey death.
Drat, I missed my chance. I could have put in “watch” instead of “careful”.
The Ascian Tinies
A is for Ahsef who met a violins end ¹
E is for Enna who made a bad friend ²
J is for Jack inside a dino’s gut
K is for Kemet clunked hard on the nut ³
N is for Nightjar who died in her bed 
N is for Nineh consumed by undead 
P is for Pinya who had a great shock 
T is for Toth crushed by a rock
1: This is really the only line I wanted to get in, and then it just wandered on from there.
2: My conceit is that somewhere among the nineteenth century preincarnated is Jack the Ripper.
3: “Nut” is atrocious slang for “the head”, but you knew that already.
4: Or “L is for Lilith”. Whatever. I just needed an even number of names.
5: “Haha, these aren’t real zombies, so I’m going to prank them… Oh, help! Help! I’m so sor… AAAAHHHH!!”
6: Because she’s a Spark, of course. If she’s lucky, she’ll be reanimated. Bwahahahaha!
…And of course, I forgot Hauhet. Bah.
Nightjar is just going to have to live with dying uncommemorated.
The Ascian Tinies (take two)
A is for Ahsef who met a violins end
E is for Enna who made a bad friend
H is for Hauhet beaten by monks
J is for Jack chomped into chunks
K is for Kemet clunked hard on the head
N is for Nineh consumed by undead
P is for Pinya who had a great shock
A is for Ahsef who went into fits
E is for Enna whose bane was fake Brits?
… Nah, no contest, nice work Owlmirror!
Okay, here’s my try, but OM’s is better
A was for Ahsef who coded on Bach,
E was for Enna who met the wrong Salk,
H was for Hauhet who murdered a cat,
J was for Jackdaw who got internet,
K was for Kemet clunked hard on the head
N was for Nineh who pantsed the undead
P is for Pinya, with Laeskes had words
T is for Toth who deciphered the birds.
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